Of Cabbages and Kings

October 16, 2009

Death of a watchman

Filed under: Uncategorized — Maya @ 8:41 pm

It has long been the great Indian tradition to break rules. The more flagrant the violation, the greater one’s consequence. Queue jumping, commandeering of regulated items like LPG (or ‘cooking gas’ as we called it when we were seven), refusal to be frisked at airports, illegal pollution and cutting down of trees…you name and there are many many people falling over eachother to do it.

Several proud upholders of this tradition live on the same quiet tree-lined street as my mother. In keeping with its spirit, their children are happy to regale the neighbourhood with their startlingly loud firecrackers late into the night. They have been at it for almost a week. Among their rather impressive range of loud nerve-wracking sounds are what I recognise as ‘bombs’ that I particularly loathed as a child (they make all the windows in the vicinity vibrate), which I am informed are banned these days. But India being the way it is, banned firecrackers and an unholy racket well past the 10 p.m. prohibition make the celebrations particularly enjoyable.

My mother and I are almost accustomed to jumping out of our skin every now and then, and we take care to sit on well cushioned surfaces to ensure that our landings are comfortable. I imagine that the rest of the neighbourhood has also decided to grin and bear it. And so we went on. This morning, the elderly gentleman who is the building’s security system, gardner and odd-job man rolled into one returned from his long visit to his village. This evening, after completing his chores and locking the building gate, he dropped dead.

I was told that he has had a hole in his heart for years. Perfectly healthy people complain of minor palpitations after each rude blast from the neighbourhood brats’ illegal bombs and I can only imagine what effect an evening of sudden explosions right outside the gate he guards may have had on a man with a heart problem. The house is a few minutes away from a good hospital but another neighbour bent on upholding the great Indian tradition has constructed a gate on the road to the hospital, which he keeps locked at night. So the car that rushed the dying man to the hospital took ten unnecessary minutes to get there.

Until he died, it had never occurred to me that amidst all this (illegal) racket created in quiet places during festivals, there live several indigent and powerless people that cannot handle the shock. Even if K had known that the explosions were bad for his heart, there is very little he could have done to stop the rich kids that were making all the noise. Even if his wife knew that he might need to be rushed to the hospital from time to time, she could have done very little to ensure that the gate blocking the road to the hospital was kept open. A rich man would have has the operations necessary to fix his heart. A rich man would call the neighbour and threaten to report him to the police.

And so it happens that on a day that a bunch of rich children decide to break rules and have fun, a poor man dies. A vigilant watchman, an excellent gardner and above all one of the best fathers that ever was, he will clearly be missed. His wife was in hysterics and his young daughters were looking after her. My mother’s landlady was close to tears. And I sit here wondering – if we followed rules…if we thought about the elderly before breaking regulations about noise, if we thought about the desperately ill before blocking the road to the hospital, if a poor man and his family were allowed a voice, would this man be alive?

August 19, 2009

Javed on Jaswant and Jinnah

Jaswant Singh explained that Jinnah had two fears of Gandhi’s style of mass politics. First, ‘if mass movement was introduced into India than the minorities in India could be threatened and we could have Hindu-Muslim riots as a consequence.’ Second, ‘this would result in bringing religion into Indian politics and he (Jinnah) didn’t want that.’

Jaswant Singh pointed out that Jinnah’s fears were shared by Annie Besant and added that events had shown that both were correct.

An excellent piece by Javed Naqvi. Read the whole thing here.

June 16, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Maya @ 9:40 am

Every few years someone betrays you. Either for the first time or as a running thread througha long relationship that finally reveals itself, bright red, dragging and unmistakable.

It isn’t always a good idea to share some kinds of personal space with people that might do that. I shared this space with someone in a misguided act of trust and now that I have to withdraw from the betrayer, I have to kill the blog and start anew where my space is free from intrusion.

What I am trying to say is that this is goodbye.

Update:

I’ve changed my mind. Nobody is that important. This is my space, and my space it shall remain. So I shall linger after all, and infrequent chatter away, as is my custom.

May 23, 2009

Giving thanks

Filed under: Random musing — Tags: , — Maya @ 11:22 pm

Sometimes,  some beautiful times, one gives cynicism a rest and enjoys the beauty of democracy and the resilience of people, however deprived. I am in awe of the Indian masses. I know that this election was not won over facebook campaigns or fancy speeches in English. I also know that a lot of it had to do with which party was more cohesive. But I have learned that elections are not always won through hate speech (even if it seems to work in Gujarat, Karnataka and certain parts of U.P.). I have also learned that the joy of an financial package that helps the people is that regardless of how many politicians refer to it as vote-bank politics and how many money-grubbing capitalists call it populism, the people respond and vote for more. And hey, if vote bank politics means better lives for the poorest of the poor, I am all for it. 

This year, we have a promising party in charge. Not a perfect party but a secular party, and a party that acknowledges and talks of the large and invisible group below the poverty line. This time, they are in charge and out of reach of the highwaymen coalition partners that each try to force them in a different direction. This time, a man worthy of the title is still prime minister. And if not entirely pleased to return to a fundamentalist party run state, I will be delighted to return to an intelligently run country and I hope that reading the newspapers will stop being depressing for a little while.

May 15, 2009

Election run-up

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , , , — Maya @ 12:58 am

Two days to go and I wonder who it will be. Most people say that it doesn’t make a difference and that one politician is worse than the other. I disagree. To my mind there is a vast difference between a party that functions on an acknowledgedly Nazi-style strategy and one that doesn’t.

Yes, the Congress has been accused of burying gigantic scams, but the BJP has been accused of burying genocide. The Congress has , decades ago, fanned the anti-Sikh riots, declared the infamous long stretch of Emergency rule and gone on terrifying forced sterilisation binges. But the momentum of those events does not drive the party anymore, and the particular fears and ideology that drove them is long gone.

The Sangh Parivar on the other hand, has created the infamous Mangalore Pub incident, and the related attacks on women in Bangalore, in its first stint running Karnataka. Members of the BJP are key suspects in terrorist bomb plots (calculated to instigate communal violence). Nuns are still raped and murdered in the North-East, and the party continues firmly in its Hindu fundamentalist ways

So do I think I want a Prime Minister who ”led the Ayodhya movement, the biggest mass movement in India since Independence, and initiated a powerful debate on cultural nationalism and the true meaning of secularism” *,  without any regard for the fact that this ‘mass movement’ consisted of an enormous mob of hooligans that stormed a place which had little to do with them and broke the Babri Masjid, sacred both for its religious and historical significance?  Do I think that a party that, in the name of security, announces that it will re-instate repressive laws which will take away most of our constitutional rights, and comes up with the utterly ludicrous idea of requiring everybody to have a ‘national identity card’ in a country where most people don’t have access to food, birth certificates, permanent addresses, bank balances or ration cards, is the same as a party that suppresses scams? I am afraid not.

Sadly, I am not in the country and was not able to vote this year. Other NRIs seem to be making a great big fuss about it. I won’t pretend to be pleased about not being able to vote, but I do think that it is a little self-absorbed to throw tantrums about fancy postal ballots when we know perfectly well that there are many more people within the country deprive of their right to vote than there are outside. Honestly, if one of us really really wanted to vote, there nothing stopping us from hopping on a plane back home to do it, as we do without a thought when our friends get married or our grand parents fall ill. If a migrant labourer wants to vote, odds are that she’s going to find it literally impossible. And perhaps it is just speculation but I imagine that the entire community of migrant labourers might need political power more than the hordes of NRIs scattered around the earth.

*from the BJP manifesto

May 2, 2009

Stephen Fry: Letter to himself

“I know the index-card waltz of (auto)biographies, poems and novels you are dancing: those same names are still so close to the surface of my mind nearly four decades later. Novels, poetry and the worlds of art and ideas are opening up in front of you almost incidentally. You spend all your time in the library yearning to be told that you are not alone, and an unlooked for side-effect of this just happens to be a real education achieved in a private school designed for philistine bumpkins. Being born queer has given you, by mistake, a fantastic advantage over the rugger-playing ordinaries who surround you.”

A lovely, funny, even heartbreaking letter to his younger self. I like this man more than ever. Read the whole letter here.

March 26, 2009

Vinod Mehta interview

Filed under: Across the Universe — Maya @ 5:38 pm

The media is in our faces all the time. Some of us know the stories of the Wall Street Journal and Rupert Murdoch and suchlike, many know about Google but aside from general raving and ranting there seems little that takes a good cold look at the Indian media – what is ought to do, what it does and what it is compelled to do. 

I missed this interview when it was actually published two years ago but luckily, Tehelka has pulled its excellent interview with Vinod Mehta out again. For someone who read Outlook in its heyday, and wondered at the strange sex-obsessed issues that came out from time to time, and wondering why it suddenly hushed up, and wondered what it is like to sell news in our glitz-obsessed country, it was a revelation.

March 24, 2009

The woman who fights back

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , , , , — Maya @ 1:04 am

Politicians rarely move me. But a woman my age who marches for something she believes, endures what many might see as debilitating humiliation, refuses the jobs and money offered in compensation and runs instead for elected office so that she can push for the policy changes she believes in, is a woman that I admire from the bottom of my heart. 

I hope that Laxmi Orang wins – it might mean that one corner of the world will be a slightly better place.

March 18, 2009

The Blue Devils

Filed under: Personal — Maya @ 10:15 pm

Once again, I have been on the verge of forgetting this little corner I like to scribble in. The last few months have been difficult – after whining for years about things that have been wrong with my life, I am trying to set them right…and it is taking some doing.

Do you live alone? Do you have days in which you hide under your blanket almost all day drinking cup after cup of Earl Grey until there are teacups over every clear surface in your room? Does your room look like a hurricane hit it a century ago and  no one has been inside ever since? These are just the small things…things that have been growing around me without my noticing them. It is strange how you can move past them so easily. One morning, you think that mushroom soup and a cosy blanket might be a better idea than a class on regional trade agreements, and the same evening you hear a song – a song that you have heard many, many times before but seen only this particular time that it smells of the rain. And suddenly the stale air of a little room suspended eleven storeys above a cold busy street in london blazes with the memory of an Indian thunderstorm, and you wake up. The teacups go back to the kitchen, the scattered papers sort themselves out and suddenly you remember where you were going before you went to sleep. 

I am back. I hope that I will stick around for bit. And if I don’t, I ask that you cross your fingers for me and hope that instead of diving back under a blanket…I am sorting out my room, my notes, my books and my life.

February 9, 2009

Pink Chaddis!

Can I just say that I am very very proud of Bangaloreans? Valentine’s day will be a riot apparently…shenanigans which have never been seen on the streets before are to be performed in public on the 14th. Plenty of love (in the form of pink panties) is to be sent to Grinch Muthalik. 

Anyone whose heart aches for this unfortunate kill-joy of a man, please do join the pink chaddi movement and send him a nice neon-bright token of your affection. Hats of to the Consotium of Pubgoing, Loose and Forward Women for its Pink Chaddi movement.pink1

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